"so how long have you been on tumblr"
*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*
what if 911 called you
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long
I would marry this man
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is it just me
or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio
vintage & summer ❂
Prince Edward (1965) - Prince George (2014)
I AM LAUGHING MORE THAN I SHOULD.
where can i find some self esteem on sale
there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN