i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system
little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean
Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English
I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE
feliz cumpleaños a Montgomery Burns
Kinda wanna punch you in the face, kinda wanna suck your dick
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.
Disneyland’s ducks make me so happy is embarrassing.
One time, I was sad at Disney World (my family is dysfunctional. It was bound to happen). So I was sitting alone, all depressed. And then BABY DUCKS WALKED BY. I did a double take. It reminded me of that scene from Lilo and Stitch. It made me so happy instantly. THANK YOU DISNEY FOR THE DUCKS.
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
When someone calls me attractive