i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man
taking a picture and not knowing the flash is on
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.
yeah no matter how fancy your digital art program is, it will never be as fab as this
can u scribble with all the colors of the wind
when you win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything
when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understand
You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …
the town’s name is dixon
the longer you look at it the funnier it gets
I’m a grown adult laughing at a penis building.
This is it. This is what my life has amounted to.
That’s not a bad thing, I’d be worried if you didn’t find it hilarious!
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker
I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end
its so weird that popular kids in my school have tumblrs
like excuse you